It Is Starting To Feel A Lot Like Christmas Or Something Around Here

Or maybe it is just a party of some kind.  With music and laughing and chocolate... At least in the scrappy space of Boss.  She is making the pretty-paper-picture-story pages and there is very much of the music of Christmas being sung and whistled and hummed around here.  Boss says it puts her in the mood to make the pretty-paper-picture-story pages of Christmas.  Which Boss says is necessary because making the pretty-paper-picture-story pages of Christmas is very much difficultness, apparently.  When you ask Boss about this, she gets a little bit of the "embarrassed" word and mutters something about the pictures being messy and too many and chaotic.  Boss also feels this way about the pretty-paper-picture-story pages of birthdays also.  And the pretty-paper-picture-story pages of the Happy Thanksgivingness!  I think the problem of Boss is that she does not like making pretty-paper-picture-story pages of the things that happen a lot.  Because she is very creativeness and feels like doing fifty million gabillion pretty-paper-picture-story pages of Christmas is not as fun as making one pretty-paper-picture-story pages of climbing on rocks or of Player sinking boats or of Talker drinking wine or of Boss making cakes.  Actually, do not worry about Talker drinking wine.  It was only a little and there were many witnesses.  Boss drank way lots more than that when she was making the cake thing.  And there were witnesses, but I think they were being encouragement.  But anyway.  Boss says she is almost done with pretty-paper-picture-story pages of Christmas for the year of 2009.  And yes, she knows there are more coming.  But she says she is going to be just fineness about that because she has wonderful scrappy friends that will help her get through it. 

Fall 2009:  So the most interestingness part about this pretty-paper-picture-story page is the yellow feather things.  Friends-of-Boss and Boss herself are not the fans of the whole feather trend thing that is happening right now.  But BasicGrey did not know this and they made some and they came in the POTM kit that Boss gets.  And Boss was momentarily in shock at the awfulness of the whole feather thing + BasicGrey.  Because those two things are not supposed to be together says Boss.  But anyway.  Boss may have been dared to use the horrid feather things.  And she did.  And she says they actually do not look too bad.  But Boss does ask BasicGrey to not do that again.  Her brains just might explode.

Fall 2009:  A pretty-paper-picture-story page with no pictures.  Boss is a fan of this because sometimes you are doing serious things in quiet places and for example it might not be appropriateness to get up and interrupt a church service thing so you can do the "mama-razzi" word.  So Boss makes a pocket to hold the words of the church service thing and writes about Talker drinking wine.  In church.  I know, right?

Fall 2009:  I am in great happiness!  Look at the cuteness of Player when he was all littleness!  And yes, he still makes that face when he is about to be naughty.  Do not ask me how I know this.  Boss says this is based on a page|maps sketch thing that friend-the-deadly suggested.  Boss does love the page|maps.  Yes, yes she does.  And you can probably figure out how I know this.  Oh, and Boss challenged the friends-of-Boss to use a thing not a letter instead of a letter in a word that normally requires just letters just like Boss did here.  This is overly confusingness, I think.

Winter 2009:  Merry Christmasness to you!  This is a card on a pretty-paper-picture-story page.  This is called the "covering the bases" words.  Boss was challenged by friend-the-tall-and-stately to use crumpled up paper.  I am not impressed with this.  When I do the crumple thing to the paper of Boss, she gets the frowny forehead face and says the "no" word.  When friend-the-tall-and-stately recommends it, Boss giggles and says the "okay" word.  I think there this great unfairness here.

Winter 2009:  This is a very sad pretty-paper-picture-story page.  It might look like a very nice pretty-paper-picture-story page about a Christmas concert thing, but if you look really really really close, it is all about Player and his ex-wife.  I know, right?  You did not see that coming.  Player and his now-ex-wife had the wedding and children and everything planned but then she moved away and Player was so not into the long-distance relationships so it got over and now Player is very embarassed by this whole thing and wishes Boss would just stop mentioning it already.

Winter 2009:  Boss saw a pretty-paper-picture-story page by friend-the-tall-and-stately and it had a very long tag on it and Boss said the "GENIUS!" word.  And then she stole it.  And now she is overusing the very long tag thing, I think.  Boss disagrees and says it is a "unifying element" and helps make all this mess look cohesive.  Boss seems overly sensitive about this idea so I am going to just move on.

Winter 2012:  At this point I think I need to mention that friend-the-tall-and-stately may be a bit on the bossy side.  I know that she seems like quite a nice friend, but the things she tells Boss to do are a bit crazy.  Like on this pretty-paper-picture-story page, friend-the-tall-and-stately dared Boss to cut up the picture of the deliciousness.  First it was crumpled paper.  Now it is cutting up pictures!  What next???  PAINT THE DOG?????  Somebody stop her!!!!!!!!!

Summer 2013:  Um yeah.  Sometimes Boss enjoys the drinks.  And then friend-the-eyeball and friend-the-deadly get involved and turn it into an excuse to use the horrid pink paper and "unifying element" things.  And to make it worse, friend-the-gazelle then jumps in and says Boss has to use flair.  Not just have flair.  But *use* flair.  So Boss allows these so-called friends to push her around once again and sticks a flair thing on her page.  Whatevs.

Boss Can Not Stay Away From the Evalicious Deliciousness

So Boss did notice that Evalicious has new delicious Evalicious goodies.  Evalicious is amazingness that way, you know?  Well.  This is what Boss says.  I have yet to find a cupcake addressed to me from the Evalicious shop, but I am quite hopeful.  Maybe I should send the Evalicious peoples an email.  Boss is doubtfulness about this working as cupcakes are notoriously difficult to ship across international borders.

International borders... ???

Where is this Evalicious stuffses actually from?

Canada, says Boss.  But Boss gives me the "zip it" gesture in a most emphatic way.  "We are not going there AGAIN," says Boss.  "We are not going to risk the wrath of the entire country of Canada," says Boss.  "We were lucky last time," says Boss.  "Besides, Evalicious is nowhere near Ontario," says Boss.  "Would you like to go for a walk?" says Boss.

Oh yes.  YES I WOULD!!!!!  Yes!  Yes!!!  YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Then you will be showing the Evalicious deliciousness I made so we can go!" says Boss.

I can take a hint.

Project Life with Evalicious:  So what do tasty balls of yarn and Talker at the doctor place have in common?  Nothing.  But Boss says that sometimes the life thing just happens and in this moment in time, all there was in her life was Talker at the doctor place and tasty balls of yarn.  I do not agree.  There could be a whole page of me but no. 

Boss is very much liking these puffy stickers.  I tried to like them too but Boss said the "no" word and snatched it away from me.  Boss also loves that there is a very nice combination of colors on the new Evalicious stuff.  Boss uses a lot of teal.  Or is it aqua?  Perhaps it is light green.  I have no idea.  And I am not sure a simple dog such as myself needs to worry about that, actually.

Boss likes to cut out the Evalicious tags sometimes.  She is unpredictableness that way.

Boss said "ooooooh" when she found a whole sheet of round sticker things in her Evalicious package.  "They are even more amazing than you think they will be," says Boss.  And they are a dream to print on.  I guess.  (Boss said this also but I am getting tired of doing the dialog thing.)  Boss says the printing is glossy and beautiful but the place to write or print is not glossy so the words do not just fall right off.

Traditional Layout with Evalicious:  Oh, yes.  I knew that a pretty-paper-picture-story page documenting the new obsession of Boss would have to happen.  And it seems to have happened in the most distressingly pink way possible.  Although Boss has put in just a touch of green.  And this is somehow a different color of green than what Boss used before.  This is more like... like... oh goodness.  I do not really care.  Do you?

Boss shows how the new Evalicious stuff is wonderful stackingness and layeringness.  "And pink!" says Boss.  I know.  We can see that quite clearly.  At this point, I wish to go on record as saying that I wish dogs really were color blind.  Because then all this pink stuffses would not be so bothersome after all.

More stacking and pink.  I am moving on.

Card with Evalicious:  Awwwww, a very nice card with very tasty ribbon.  I know this is true because Boss let me snack on the leftover bit.  It squeaks delightfully in my teeth!  And if you are lucky enough to get this card, you can chew on it also! 

More of the puffy sticker, round sticker, and large tag thing in that color that Boss likes.  At least there is no pink!

Because Boss is encouragingness like she is, here are all the Evalicous deliciousness you need to buy and taste.  Or you could just put it on your teeny pretty-paper-picture-story pages, regular pretty-paper-picture-story pages, and card things if you are not hungry when your package arrives from Canada-no-where-near-Ontario:

• Miscellany Shapes puffy stickers
• Everyday Snipsnip page tabs
• Everyday Miscellany stickers
• Everyday Snipsnip labels
• Everyday Snipsnip large tags

Boss Gets Serious, But Only For A Moment

So every once in a while, Boss decides that she finally has enough stuffses.  And she needs to do something with it to make it all go away.  And does just that.  And then a little while later she decides to buy more stuffses.  And then it starts all over again.  Boss thinks this is normal.  I think this is normal for Boss.  I will not be commenting on the whole "define normal" words.  I think commenting is a very good way to get into a lot of trouble. And I am an expert on trouble!  After I get into trouble, I am very much carefulness to not be naughtiness again.  No more eating belts or chewing backpack straps off.  No.  Not at all.  So I am adorableness.  But then it gets the "boring" word around here and then the "distracted" word happens and before you know it... I have been rooting around in the wool of Boss looking for that sheep. And I may have been attempting to liberate these sheep by chewing off the strap of the yarn carrying thing.  But my trouble/good/trouble cycle is nothing at all like the give it away/buy it/give it away cycle of Boss.  And to distract you from arguing about it, I will be illustrating the favorite ways of Boss to unload the stuffses.

So these are the old yarns that Boss did not love anymore.  Most of them she got a gabillion years ago.  Yes, this would be before I started living here.  I think Boss used to love this yarn, but then she met me, and then finally understood what love was.  Or something like that.  Boss says it is all the fault of the mom-of-Boss for taking her to a yarn shop with wool, and alpaca, and silk, and silpaca.  Which is silk and alpaca mixed together.  But it does not really matter, except that Boss does not love this yarn.  So she gave it to her church.  She says the quilt ladies could use it for ties, and also the preschoolers could cut it all up and put glue on it and take it home and put on their refrigerators.  Boss smiles about this.  I do not understand.  Putting glue on the yarn does not make it much more tastiness.  Oh, and Boss says that if you do not have a church, or your church does not have the yarn kinds of things, you can just take the yarn to a daycare or preschool somewhere else.  Because kids + glue + yarn = universal fun stuffses apparently.

So then Boss got some fancy schmancy yarn but had a hard time using it.  This is very pretty yarn, says Boss, but it is fat and stripey.  Which is not the favorite of Boss after all.  Hey, wait.  I am stripey.  I better not eat that extra treat just in case...

So Boss took this stripey fat fancy schmancy yarn and made a cowl with it.  A cowl is something to do with car engines.  Or airplanes.  Or something like that.  As you can see, Boss is not so good at making engine parts with yarn.  But she tried very very hard.

And here is Boss wearing the engine part.  If you wanted to try to make a fancy engine cover that you could maybe wear to a party or whatever, you could find the pattern here.  But here is the special thing about this engine yarn thing:  it is a pattern that you can use, but you have to make one for the Knitting 4 Peace peoples.  Boss is a big fan of the Knitting 4 Peace peoples (even though Boss only knows the "crochet" word).  So that is another thing you can do with yarn if you do not want to eat it or give it the toddlers to put glue on it.  You can make things for other people to wear.  Just do not tell them it is actually for airplanes.

It is not just the yarn that Boss has gotten all uppity about.  It is also about tasty ribbons and some papers, too.  Boss used to love this ribbon, but it was before I got here.  Again, I propose that Boss had a cold and empty world until I got here, so it was hard for her to understand what the good stuffses really was until I showed her grasshoppers, hamburger wrappers, and dead fish.  But to get back to the tasty ribbon.  Guess what?  Toddlers like sticking glue on EVERYTHING.  YES.  EVERYTHING.  So Boss took this ribbon to the church place and the little glue monsters are very much happiness.

But what if you have papers and ribbons and other stuffses that you still like?  Well, then, silly... you use them.  (I am just a simple dog, but really... did you need me to explain this part to you?)  What?  You can't use that many cards and things?  Boss says yes you can.  No, I can not, you say.  Boss says yes, yes you can.  No, you say.  Boss says yes.  You say no.  Boss says ---  Boss says to stop this nonsense, and she is looking at me.  What?  I am just sitting here typing and I am getting in the trouble.  This is not very fair.  Boss says there are a few things you can do with the cards you make.  This box is full of cards.  (That is not one of the things you can do.)  The first thing you can do is get a list of people from your church that can not get out of their house to go to church.  I do not understand if they lost their door or what, but Boss says some people are the "shut in" words and would love some mail.

But what if you have no "shut in" words?  What if you think writing cards is really hardness work because your hand is broken right off or because you can not find any pens because your boybarian horde has taken them all or because your dog has chewed them up and made an ink spot on the carpet?  (Oh, wait, that is unfairness!  I only did that... uh, well... I guess I did that a few times.  Okay, a lot of times.  A LOT.)  Boss says the other thing you can do is to put all of those cards in a box and send them to Operation Write Home for the hero peoples to use when they are somewhere-not-here but their peoples are home all loneliness without them.  Boss says if you like this idea, go read the rules at Operation Write Home because glitter is very dangerousness.  For reals.

Boss Makes the Sketch Things

So friend-the-deadly told Boss to make sketches or be killed.  So Boss made sketches.  But Boss, being the Boss that she is, did the sketch in a backwards way.  See, Boss makes pretty-paper-picture-story pages that she likes and is pleasingness to the eyeball of Boss (not to be confused with friend-the-eyeball).  And then Boss copies them.  And copies them.  And copies them some more.  So Boss is doing the sketch thing, but Boss is doing it with pretty-paper-picture-story pages that have already been done and in the book of Boss.  Boss says it is much easierness this way and is a faster way to stay alive than if she had to make the sketch things for friend-the-deadly from the beginning.
 

Sketch 1:  Yes, this is what Boss called this.  Apparently all of her imagination stuffses are used up right at this moment.

Sketch 1 + 8x10" photo:  So this is apparently the fastest way to get this sketch thing done.  Just get a big big picture!  Boss cautions you to be careful about where you do the cutting of the picture thing.  She once cut the head of Player in half in a poorly-planned cut.  Boss did not show him that pretty-paper-picture-story page.  She is the "chicken" word, I think.

Sketch 1 + 8x10" collage photo:  This is pretty close to the fastest way to get this sketch thing done, but it will take you lots of extra time and some swear words to get the collage picture thing all lined up and good to cut.  I think Boss said this during the collage building time:  "No.  No.  No.  No.  Fergoodness sake, NO.  No.  No.  Why the [expletive deleted] is this so [expletive deleted] hard?!?"  Actually, Expletive Deleted is a very nice font and Boss does like it.  Probably because Boss is a big fan of expletives. 

Sketch 1 + lots of pictures:  Not a fan of cutting the heads of your peoples in half or using expletives?  Then Boss offers this as an option.  You will notice that the pictures do not all fit on the paper very neatly.  This is what happens when Boss gets the "playful" word.  She does not stay inside the lines and says the "booyah!" word.  For no reason that I can tell.  I think Boss just likes talking to her pretty-paper-picture-story pages.  Also, because Boss could not stay inside the lines, she had to be all creativeness with where the title went.  And that is okay.  Says Boss.  Of course.

Sketch 1 card:  So Boss says any sketch can be made into cards.  But then makes a sketch thing just for a card.  So I do not know if Boss is really right or is just using the "illustrating my point" words.  But Boss is certainly being unpredictableness with this one because she made the sketch thing first and then the card.  Maybe she is using the "covering my bases" words to protect her from the wrath of friend-the-deadly.

Sketch 1 card example:  Uh.  I really hope Boss made this for someone else and does not just mail it to herself.  She is kind of excitedness about this sketch idea after all and has said these words a lot today.  A LOT.

Augustness At The ScrapRoom!

Happy August to you!  Boss was doing many happy noises this month with The ScrapRoom kit and I heard her say the "happy August to me" words.  To herself.  Not me.  Boss was talking to herself and not me and was happiness about August paper and stuffses that comes with paper.  Which would be a kit.  Or I guess multiple kits?  Anyway, Boss loves the Augustness that came in the mail to her a couple of weeks ago and made some really great things to show you.  I am particularly fond of these pretty-paper-picture-story pages and cards.  It could be because I look great with the Augustness from The ScrapRoom.  But you can decide for yourself.  Remember to click on the pictures to see me bigger and cuter!  I mean, click on the pictures to see the pretty-paper-picture-story pages and cards of Boss bigger and cuter.  Especially if you see me.

Pebbles Mayberry:  This pretty-paper-picture-story page was all done and then Player had to notice it and ask a question.  And then Boss had to make the background all over again.  Because apparently Player is adorableness.  This I agree with.  I do not agree that flowers are appropriate photography subjects however.

Pebbles Mayberry:  Oh, this card made Boss swear.  She had the brilliant idea to make confetti with the scraps of Mayberry and the Cinch machine thing she has... but when she was getting ready to make confetti with the scraps of Mayberry she dropped the tray of confetti that was already in the Cinch thing and it went everywhere.  EVERYWHERE.  Every time I lay down on the floor, I have little paper dots stuck to me and my nose usually has one or two dots on it too.  I am eating them accidentally because of this.  I have a party inside me, apparently.

Fancy Pants Wonderful Day:  I am going to tell you a secret.  And do not tell Boss because she will be irritatedness if she finds out I have told the secret.  The secret is that this pretty-paper-picture-story page looks like a 12x12 double but it is actually a 8.5x8.5 double.  Yes, that is right!  Boss did a tricky thing so it will be easier to turn this into a 8.5x11 double when she is done taking a picture of the 12x12 double.  I mean, the 8.5x8.5 double.  To me I think it would be easier to just do 8.5x11 size pretty-paper-picture-story pages to start with and just be done with all the size changes.  Boss says she agrees.  Aha!  I am brilliant.  But you knew that.  Boss rolls her eyes at me and says there is more to the story but this caption is already ridiculousness long already. 

Fancy Pants Wonderful Day & The ScrapRoom Sketch:  Now here is a topic worthy of photography.  Hamburger wrappers!  You know I am a fan of the wrapper.  Oh yes.

Fancy Pants Wonderful Day:  Gift tags made with the scary loud cutter thing.  I had to leave the room during this part of the creativeness happening with the scraps of this kit.  So I cannot comment on anything about it.  Except there is twine.  And it is not tasty.

Project Life Kit:  Boring plants.  Again.  Next!

Project Life Kit:  Well.  Not plants.  But dirt and wine.  Nearly as boring.  Next!

Project Life Kit:  YES!!!!!  There I am, in all my adorableness!  I told you I looked delightful in the Augustness of The ScrapRoom.  Wait.  Hold on.  Is that... ?  Was I... ?  Oh no.  That picture did not happen.  I was framed!  I would never never NEVER snuggle up to this new cat!!!  I did not know he was there, I swear!!!!!  Although he is wonderfully fluffy and soft to lay on.

Happy July at The ScrapRoom!

Yes, it is July at The ScrapRoom.  And actually here too.  Funny how the calendar is a universal thing, yes?  (That was sarcasticness from me.  I am full of piss and vinegar says Boss.  But I think I am only full of one of those things actually.)

As usual, there is much goodness to show you when new stuffses come to The ScrapRoom.  You can go to the gallery and see it all, but I will show you my favorite pretty-paper-picture-story pages and cards.  Funny how my favorite ones are all the ones made by Boss, yes?  (That was cuteness from me.  Boss says I am adorbs and she would like to give me some pepperoni now!  Oh, yeah, I am amazingness!)

Remember, you can click the picture things to make them bigger.  It is very much easierness to read that way.

Bella Blvd All American:  So Boss has two problems.  One problem is that she does not have any pictures that match this paper.  I know, right?  But if you lived here, you would know that all of the peoples in the house wear orange, safety green, pink, and brown.  Not very attractiveness with this paper.  The other problem is that Boss saves the oddest stuffses for her pretty-paper-picture-story pages.  Boss once wrote down 10 things that defined her life.  On 10/10/10, actually.  Which is kind of neat in a nerdy sort of way.  And then saved it.  And when you add the two problems together, you get this pretty-paper-picture-story page! 

Bella Blvd All American:  So you can see that Boss is really sneaky lazy, right?  She says thrifty creative, but I am onto her.  This is a card for our awesome God-kid Alex.  Happy Birthday, awesome God-kid Alex!

Teresa Collins Summer Stories + The ScrapRoom Sketch:  Boss loved this kit a lot.  A LOT.  She says you need to buy it.  Right now.  RIGHT NOW.  She especially loved the colors, patterns, die cuts, and... okay, all of it.  But especially the die cuts because the same stuffses was printed on the back side of everything except the word parts.  So Boss could use one side or the other side and she squealed the very girly girl that she is when she saw that!

Teresa Collins Summer Stories:  Oh, yes.  This one.  Big One is not happy about this pretty-paper-picture-story page at all.  AT ALL.  He was unhappy when it happened and I think he is still somewhat tender and emotional about it.

Teresa Collins Summer Stories:  A beautiful card by Boss for a beautiful friend-of-Boss.  It had to have pinkness on it for it to be good, and it does so it is.

July ScrapRoom Project Life Kit:  In case you did not know that Boss is a very nerdy girly girl, this teeny pretty-paper-picture-story page will prove it two times.  One proof is that Boss took a picture of a chemical refinery and said the "cool" word.  I was in the van when we drove by.  It was seriously not that cool.  The other proof is that Boss made this pocket page thing herself with a regular page protector thing and a soldering iron.  I know, right????  Boss is amazingness.  Nerdy, but amazingness.

I Am A Lazy Dog

Or perhaps a busy dog.  But either way, I have gotten the "complacent" word with my blog posts.  But I am still working on my vocabularyisms because knowing the goodest words and the bestest grammar will get you very farther in this world!

I think I just made the eyes of Boss cross.  Oh, that makes my tail wag.  A lot.  A LOT!  And so do all the things I have been doing.  Or not doing.  Actually, it is all the things that I have been doing that is making do all the nothing afterwards.  It is very hard to go camping and hiking and worrying about where all my people go every night after dinner without also having to do a lot of napping.  And I do mean a lot of napping.  A LOT.

So Boss will be making lots of pretty-paper-picture-story pages when she finally stays home longer than to eat and sleep.  Yes, this house is turning into a smelly messy place and I am very proud of Boss for making such a wonderful place for us all to hang out.  It is wonderfully delightfully smelly and disgusting here.  What?  Oh!  Boss says that we should keep this awesomeness to ourselves and to be sure to mention that you are not invited over here at all.  AT ALL.  She says that once baseball season ends life will return to normal.  But until then, you better have lots of cookies to even make it through the door.  Or, what?  No.  Boss says yarn will work as a bribe too but I find that disturbing to eat.  It gets stuck in my teeth.  Not attractive.

Oh!  But that reminds me!  What *is* attractive are the pretty-paper-picture-story pages and teeny pretty-paper-picture-story pages and cards Boss made last month for The ScrapRoom that I forgot to show you two weeks ago.  This is actually spectacularous timing on my part because it makes it look like Boss is very actively making great stuff right now.  Besides the great smelly mess that is the house right now.

Pebbles Lakeside:  FOR REALS????  Yes, that is correct.  Boss made a pretty-paper-picture-story page featuring the back of our most excellent God-daughter and this new cat.  I am absolutely disgusted.  About the cat.  I am very fond of our most excellent God-daughter.  She feeds me popcorn and has forgiven me for peeing on her head.  I know, right?  I had no idea that she would be giving me popcorns later.  I am somewhat embarrassed by the whole peeing thing. 

Pebbles Lakeside:  Again a pretty-paper-picture-story page featuring the back of our most excellent God-daughter.  Fortunately, this new cat is NOT in the pictures.  Although there is a fish.  And I am sure Boss did not bring it home to be appropriately rolled on. 

Pebbles Lakeside:  Cards and clever envelopes.  Um, I have some issues with describing the envelopes as clever... it is only Boss sticking postcard print paper on top of envelopes that she already had.  I do not call this clever.  I call it somewhat lame.

WRMK For The Record and The ScrapRoom June Sketch:  Awwwww, look!  It is my most adorable Player!  And half of Talker!  Oh dear.  I wonder where the rest of him went?  Um.  I am concerned that if the bat crazy cat sees this pretty-paper-picture-story page, she will begin with the crazy theories about body snatching and organ harvesting and alien pod people and such.  It has been relatively quiet around here.  Which makes me think that we are about due for some bizarre conspiracy theory and this pretty-paper-picture-story page just might set the bat crazy off.

WRMK For The Record:  Boss made these pretty-paper-picture-story pages and learned a lot.  A LOT.  She even explains all of her learning things in this blog post here.  Boss even wrote that blog post herself!  Yes, she is getting the "older and wiser" words.  And Boss says this is her favorite pretty-paper-picture-story pages this month.  Which is ironical as it uses yellow (which she is not a fan of) and is 12x12 (which she is also not a fan of) and has pixlr-o-matic photos (which I am not a fan of).

WRMK For The Record:  So this card embarrasses Boss.  Mr. Larry had a birthday and a Day of Fathers and this card is still here.  Boss is mortified.  And she will mail it.  Soon.  Whenever she comes home...

June Project Life Kit from The ScrapRoom:  Really?  This new cat makes another appearance with the bat crazy cat.  I am not impressed.  Where am I?

June Project Life Kit from The ScrapRoom:  Well.  This is slightly better.  There are tasty shoe-shaped leather treats and Player.  And stupid robin birds.  I know they are stupid.  I watch them.  And then I fall asleep because I can not bear to watch how not smart they are.

June Project Life Kit from The ScrapRoom:  More no pictures of me.  Moving on.

June Project Life Kit from The ScrapRoom:  Really?  Is this the best Boss can do?  I am a very very very important member of this family!  I demand justice!!!!  And equal picture time.  At least equal to the bat crazy cat.  I mean, really?