Boss Can Not Stay Away From the Evalicious Deliciousness

So Boss did notice that Evalicious has new delicious Evalicious goodies.  Evalicious is amazingness that way, you know?  Well.  This is what Boss says.  I have yet to find a cupcake addressed to me from the Evalicious shop, but I am quite hopeful.  Maybe I should send the Evalicious peoples an email.  Boss is doubtfulness about this working as cupcakes are notoriously difficult to ship across international borders.

International borders... ???

Where is this Evalicious stuffses actually from?

Canada, says Boss.  But Boss gives me the "zip it" gesture in a most emphatic way.  "We are not going there AGAIN," says Boss.  "We are not going to risk the wrath of the entire country of Canada," says Boss.  "We were lucky last time," says Boss.  "Besides, Evalicious is nowhere near Ontario," says Boss.  "Would you like to go for a walk?" says Boss.

Oh yes.  YES I WOULD!!!!!  Yes!  Yes!!!  YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Then you will be showing the Evalicious deliciousness I made so we can go!" says Boss.

I can take a hint.

Project Life with Evalicious:  So what do tasty balls of yarn and Talker at the doctor place have in common?  Nothing.  But Boss says that sometimes the life thing just happens and in this moment in time, all there was in her life was Talker at the doctor place and tasty balls of yarn.  I do not agree.  There could be a whole page of me but no. 

Boss is very much liking these puffy stickers.  I tried to like them too but Boss said the "no" word and snatched it away from me.  Boss also loves that there is a very nice combination of colors on the new Evalicious stuff.  Boss uses a lot of teal.  Or is it aqua?  Perhaps it is light green.  I have no idea.  And I am not sure a simple dog such as myself needs to worry about that, actually.

Boss likes to cut out the Evalicious tags sometimes.  She is unpredictableness that way.

Boss said "ooooooh" when she found a whole sheet of round sticker things in her Evalicious package.  "They are even more amazing than you think they will be," says Boss.  And they are a dream to print on.  I guess.  (Boss said this also but I am getting tired of doing the dialog thing.)  Boss says the printing is glossy and beautiful but the place to write or print is not glossy so the words do not just fall right off.

Traditional Layout with Evalicious:  Oh, yes.  I knew that a pretty-paper-picture-story page documenting the new obsession of Boss would have to happen.  And it seems to have happened in the most distressingly pink way possible.  Although Boss has put in just a touch of green.  And this is somehow a different color of green than what Boss used before.  This is more like... like... oh goodness.  I do not really care.  Do you?

Boss shows how the new Evalicious stuff is wonderful stackingness and layeringness.  "And pink!" says Boss.  I know.  We can see that quite clearly.  At this point, I wish to go on record as saying that I wish dogs really were color blind.  Because then all this pink stuffses would not be so bothersome after all.

More stacking and pink.  I am moving on.

Card with Evalicious:  Awwwww, a very nice card with very tasty ribbon.  I know this is true because Boss let me snack on the leftover bit.  It squeaks delightfully in my teeth!  And if you are lucky enough to get this card, you can chew on it also! 

More of the puffy sticker, round sticker, and large tag thing in that color that Boss likes.  At least there is no pink!

Because Boss is encouragingness like she is, here are all the Evalicous deliciousness you need to buy and taste.  Or you could just put it on your teeny pretty-paper-picture-story pages, regular pretty-paper-picture-story pages, and card things if you are not hungry when your package arrives from Canada-no-where-near-Ontario:

• Miscellany Shapes puffy stickers
• Everyday Snipsnip page tabs
• Everyday Miscellany stickers
• Everyday Snipsnip labels
• Everyday Snipsnip large tags

I Fixed The Blog Posts of Boss, Part 2

So sometimes Boss writes blog posts all by herself for Evalicious and The ScrapRoom.  I think this is cuteness of Boss.  But I secretly am thinking that I could have done a better job of explaining the pictures and writing the words, so I am going to redo the blog posts of Boss here just for you.  I am sure she would appreciate this thoughtfulness by me.  I am very good like that.  In fact, Boss says I am the bestest dog she has ever had, so I am sure this is one of the things that makes me even better than bestest!

If you want to read the words of Boss herself, you can go here for the post about making this pretty-paper-picture-story page.  But it is not that good.  Just saying.  You know that dogs can not lie.  Not ever.

Boss Very Much Overuses the Word "Seriously"

So Boss references this post where she gushes about how much she loved some Evalicious deliciousness.  I think this is the cheating words.  I think is is not very good blogger etiquette to reference yourself when you are writing a blog post.  All the content should be brand new all the time.  But that is only my opinion.  Clearly it is not the opinion of Boss.

Also in the post, Boss says the "seriously" word about five billion times.  I am not exaggerating.  Boss is terrible bad at repeating the same words over and over and over and OVER again.  This is why I generally write most of the blog posts around here.  I know how to properly use words and be concise and manage my content.

Boss explains that she makes a mess of a lot of stuff piled on top of pictures of a mess but somehow her mess is okay and the mess made by Talker and Player and Big One is not okay.  And she used the word "seriously" here.

Boss says the "seriously" word again.  Which I am sure is not surprising to you.  She also says that she used the pink messy stuff because she is a mean person.  I am believing this.

Boss shows the words on the pretty-paper-picture-story page.  Which has the word "seriously" on it a bunch of times also.  Does anyone else find this ridiculousness?

Boss says the "evidence" word here and not the "seriously" word.  I am seriously not believing that.  (Oh, yes, that was written very much sarcastic.  Can you tell?)

Yes, Boss says the "seriously" word again.  It is just bad news when Boss writes her own blog posts.  I am very much apologizing for her, but what can I do?  I am just a very simple dog.

Boss Rocks the Mini

Um, what?

Seriously people.  Try living here.  I think Boss speaks English words.  I am pretty sure of it.  But I am very much not so sure sometimes.

Boss rocking the mini makes no sense.  She cannot play the guitar and dirt and stuff is not allowed anywhere near the good stuff of Boss.  So it must be some kind of the words young people use nowadays and Boss is not aware of how old she really is.  Perhaps it is the "mid-life crisis" words I have been hearing about.  Excuse me while I quick check the Rolling Stone magazine in the bathroom.

Ah yes.  Boss is trying to be hip.  (She also is hogging the magazine.  And saying that Billie Joe is hotness.  I am not so sure about that.  He looks to be an average temperature.)

Anyway.

If you have been able to find Boss at Evalicous, then you will have seen a few of these pages in this mini.  That is what I will be calling "a sneak peek" because I have the "full exclusive content" words for you today!  (See, I have learned something from reading Rolling Stone and other magazines around here.)  Enjoy this in depth look at the mini of Boss and then you can like us on Facebook!  Actually, no, you cannot.  I got carried away.  Facebook is a topic for another day.  (After I figure it out.)

This is a "Love You To Pieces" Evalicous mini that Boss added My Mind's Eye The Sweetest Thing paper to.  And some other cardstock and alpha stickers and twine and ribbons and things.  Which are completely boring to me unless I get to eat them.  And Boss said the "no" word, very emphatically, even though this mini is on a plate.  I so do not get this woman.  And I am not going to say stuff for every picture because there are a lot of them.  A LOT.  I do not type very fast, so this would be the "hardship" words.

I do not have anything to say about this picture except that it is redundant.

Boss is not adorable.  But I am.

Boss is very much excitedness about doing the reverse diecut thingy with the Silhouette monster.  I am not a fan.

Boss did this page over many times.  There was a hate thing happening.  I left the room.  I was going to check for intruders, I think.  Because that would be more friendly than Boss at the time.

Boss loves messes and recipe cards.  And me.  But I am not in these pictures for some reason.

I have nothing to say about this page.  Remember, I am not going to comment on all the pictures.  There are too many.

Boss made Talker write on this page.  She was nervous.  I am not sure why.  I think Talker said only nice things.

Yes, I was right!  Talker is such a good story teller!

So I am not happy.  This is puppy chow but they did not let me have any.  NONE.  I will be calling my congressman.  Once I figure out how to use the phone.  Hm.  Perhaps a simple e-mail will suffice.

Oh.  Boss got some pink in here.  Not a fan.  Moving on.

Talker is a little tall in this picture.  He says it is because his clothes are too small.  I do not understand this.

Um, yes.  The gluten free rolls were not good.  I smelled them when they got dumped in the trash.  Even I have standards.

I am not commenting on this love note.  It is mushy.  I am not a fan of mushy.  Unless the mush is directed my way, but it is NOT.  Moving along!

This is how Boss cheats AND is mean.  She made a menu for Big One for Christmas and then took it back from him and put it in this book as a page.  So Big One did not even get to keep his Christmas present.

I have nothing to say about this page.

Bacon.  Enough said.  HAHAHA!  It is exactly what Boss said!  I am a genius.

Boss wrote the word "butt" and has a picture of meat.  This is my most favorite page of this mini!  That is an exclusive comment from me.  I will be tweeting about that later.  Oh.  Wait.  No.  I will not.  I do not know how to tweet.  I got a little carried away again with my social media references.

The meat is here again but is not quite as delicious.  I am a fan of meat with blood.  But in a pinch, I will eat meat that is cooked.  Or stolen.

This page is also one that I will not be making a comment about.  It is hard to be clever all the time.

Big One enjoys the milk glass, I think.  Apparently the collection in the cabinet is belonging to Big One and not Boss like I thought.  Oh, what?  Oh.  Boss put the arrow in the wrong place.  Big One likes moose.  Meese.  Mouses.  Whatever.

So Boss loves me.  She wrote it for all the world to see.  I *am* pretty much marvelousness.

Boss is using the "sense of humor" words here.  That explains why Boss has a blue thumb also.

Boss Says Crops Are Awesomeness

So Boss did another crop thing at The ScrapRoom last weekend.  I know this because she spent a lot of time telling me about it.  Before it happened.  While it was happening.  And now it is over and she wants to tell me about how to write the blog post for it.

But I am being stubborness and not listening.  I will be writing my blog post my way.  This is called "being assertive."  I am liking it very much!

So while Boss natters on and on about the crop, I will be showing you the pretty-paper-picture-story pages she made in all the challenges.  Oh, and I am wagging my tail.  I used the word "natters" and it is making me smile a big doggie smile because it is a funny word to type.  Try it.  You will like it!

Sketch Challenge:  This is a page|maps sketch.  No, I am not listening to Boss.  I am just able to recognize sketches of awesomeness when I see them.  And there is Boss, all small and cute and trying to choke Brother-of-Boss.  I think she did that a lot.  A LOT.

Die Cut & Stamp Challenge:  Boss used the scary-loud Silhoutte monster to cut the title and used a delicious Evalicious stamp, too.  Hey, speaking of delicious Evalicious stamps... Laney, your delicious stamps are still sitting here!  And I checked.  They are still very delightfully tasty. 

Recipe Challenge:  You see the "recipe" word and you think food.  Well, I do.  But I was sad and disappointed and mopey when it turns out that recipe challenges only make pretty-paper-picture-story pages with a sketch, a banner, a type of fabric, and two stamps.  And even though one stamp was a delicious Evalicious one, it was still not the same as having cookies or Cool Ranch Doritos.

Mojo Challenge:  This was the challenge of Boss.  Boss said to go read this blog post and use one of the ways to get mojo to make a pretty-paper-picture-story page.  Mojo is not delicious.  I figured that out right away.  Anyway, Boss used the grids and strips method for her example.  I am still wishing I had a cookie.

Typography Challenge:  Okay, so I am really liking this pretty-paper-picture-story page about food!  Typography means food, I am sure of it.  In fact, I think it is a special word that means special food like pierogies.  And I am going to point out to you that the spell-checker for Blogger thinks that pierogies is spelled wrong and should be "groupies" instead but I am thinking that Blogger is not smart enough to know about important things like typography and pierogies and deliciousness like that.

All About Me Challenge:  Boss could not stay away from the teeny pretty-paper-picture-story pages.  I am giving her my sad puppy-dog eyes.  I think she must be addicted to the pocket pages and Evalicious goodies.  I think addiction is bad.  Except maybe when it involves french poodles.  Or white chocolate truffles.

Quote Challenge:  Boss had to go find a quote thing over at this blog and use it.  She did, but then chose to totally mess up a perfectly good picture of herself with the pixlr-o-matic picture-destroyer-thing.  If I could find that application on her desktop, I would delete it.  I am not a fan.  The pocket holds secret journaling.  I do not know what it says.  That is what the "secret" word means.

All of this paper is from The ScrapRoom.  Except I think the last one, which is from BasicGrey's Page of the Month Kit.  Which Boss gets from The ScrapRoom.  I am too lazy to tell you what paper came from what kit, though.  I am tired and need to find a sunbeam to sleep in.  Good night!

Hopping is for Frogs

So Boss says we are part of a blog hop today and that we have a special love card thing for the "Valentine" word.  And Boss says I must show it to you right now.  RIGHT NOW.  She is saying this quite emphatically.  So here it is:

These are Evalicious tasty things from the Love You Lots bundle.  I think Boss will be giving me this card to taste.  She loves me lots as I am sure you can imagine.

Now that I have done that, I will tell you that I wish Boss would just let me write my own blog posts without all of these ideas she has.  Because I have no idea what this is all about and now I will have to make this blog post make sense which is really not that easy even if you live here and listen to what is going on.

I mean, really.  Does this make sense to you at all?  AT ALL?  No?  I did not think so.

And I do not see any frogs.

Boss is now mentioning the "pepperoni" word.  I am suddenly very much paying attention to that word.  And the other words she is saying.  And now I am suddenly very much understanding what is going on here - which is good for you because Boss says you might win a prize!  In fact, you might win two prizes!  Which is more than you have right now, to be honest.  But that is a little bit mean, so I will move on.

You have probably come here from the most excellent blog of Natalie.  But if you did not, and you got here all by yourself, you should be extra proud of yourself and then go to the Evalicious blog where all the fun stuff and one prize is.  Then you can hop along from blog to blog to blog and come back here. 

Evalicious

click on this link if you have not been here yet!

Alissa Fast

Christine Newman

Corrie Jones

Emmanuelle Chauvin

Michelle De Leon

Natalie Elphinstone

Theresa Sovacool

this is where you are but I am not sure why this name is listed and not mine

Vee Jennings

this is the blog of awesomeness where you should go next!

Evalicious

And if you are wanting an extra prize, you should be leaving a comment for me here.  I will be picking my favorite one next Saturday on the 16th and sending that person a couple of really tasty Evalicious stamps (although I think frogs taste better).  I only licked them a little and I am sure they are just fine.  Really.  I promise. 

Oh, and Boss says that Evalicious is taking a shipping break between February the 10th and March the 2nd, so if you are really really really wanting some yumminess for yourself, you need to get it now.  RIGHT NOW. 

Boss Wants to Marry Project Life Too

Boss says the more she does it the more she loves it.  And the more she loves it, the more pictures she takes.  And the more pictures she takes, the more she does it.  And now I want to talk about giving a mouse a cookie for some strange reason...

So taking pictures and putting them in pockets and making teeny pretty-paper-picture-story pages out of them is making Boss very happy.  And the more Boss is happy, the more we are happy.  And the more we are happy, the more pictures Boss takes of us.  Um.  I am thinking about cookies again.

The thing that is making Boss extra happy is that she is taking pictures from before I was around (which would normally be boring) and making them into teeny pretty-paper-picture-story pages that are actually making the not-so-nice photos (says Boss! not me!) look good AND take less time and pages to do them.  So Boss has more time to play.  And when Boss has more time to play... I think I will just go find a cookie.

January 2010:  Boss likes how she can take all sorts of photos from the same weekend and put them on one page and make a travel diary thing.  I think this might be lazy as Boss is a big fan of things that let her be lazy.

January 2010:  Hey, it is Mr. Larry!  Mr. Larry loves me.  A lot.  A LOT!  Even after the ham incident he gave me a cookie.  I love him.  He knows where the cookies are.

February 2010:  Awwww, it is Player and he is cute.  CUTE.  I think he was thinking about me even then.  He says he was.  And Boss says that she has the documentation to prove it.  I think that is good.  I may have to Google that phrase later.

February 2010:  I have heard stories of this cat.  He looks tasty.  I heard he was plump and fat and so I am thinking he was probably filled with cookies.  Boss is now giving me the squinty eyeball look.  I am not supposed to taste the cats.  Even if they want to be tasted.  Oh.  Boss is squinting at me harder.  Moving along!

January 2013:  Boss says another thing she likes about taking pictures and putting them into pockets is that she can put in pictures of things that would not normally get to go on a big pretty-paper-picture-story page like ice and soup.  I agree that the ice is stupid.  Soup?  I think it would make a lovely pretty-paper-picture-story page, but Boss is not agreeable on this.

January 2013:  Boss also really really really likes how bad pictures are good to use when making teeny pretty-paper-picture-story pages.  These are not bad pictures.  Well.  The one with Player is not a bad picture.  The other ones are perhaps on the questionable side.

January 2013:  THE BESTEST PHOTO EVER!  THAT IS ME!  I am finally in the teeny pretty-paper-picture-story pages!  But my head is in a shadow.  I must be speaking to Boss about using the "Photoshop" word to fix this.

January 2013:  More food.  Woman, you are killing me!  I am very hungry now.  And I am pouting.  See how adorable I am when I am pouting?  It makes you want to give me a cookie, yes?

January 2013:  And that is the end of the teeny pretty-paper-picture-story pages.  For now.  Boss is making birthday teeny pretty-paper-picture-story pages, Christmas teeny pretty-paper-picture-story pages, and February teeny pretty-paper-picture-story pages in our hang-out room.  I am very much happiness about being with Boss when she makes these teeny pretty-paper-picture-story pages because she is happy.  And I might get a cookie when Boss is happy...

This is most of the stuff Boss used because I do not want to list out things like staples and paperclips and for goodness sakes I think you have some cardstock and alpha sticker things that will be just fine:
     Fancy Pants Love Birds kit from The ScrapRoom
     Studio Calico State Fair kit from The ScrapRoom
     My Minds Eye Gertie kit from The ScrapRoom 
     Glitz Laced With Grace kit from The ScrapRoom
     Jenni Bowlin Magpie kit from The ScrapRoom
     My Minds Eye True Blue kit from The ScrapRoom
     BasicGrey Life of the Party POTM kit, sign up at The ScrapRoom
     BasicGrey Serenade POTM kit, sign up at The ScrapRoom
     Evalicious tasty things:
          Tags:  Love You Lots, So Daily, This & That, Real Life, My Week, School's In
          Badge Buttons:  Love You Lots, Fall Quote, This Way, Real Life, Vintage Labels, This & That, School's In
          Stamps:  Journal Prompts

Actually, based on this list... maybe you should just join The ScrapRoom kit club and buy all the Evalicious goodies there are.  It would be fun and faster than buying one thing at a time. Yes?