Bacon. And yarn. And Boss did not need these things but she says they are delicious. And that she could not help it. And that she might have a problem.
So Boss declared she was going on a yarn diet. And explained it to Big One. And Big One said the "oh my" words and then the "that is pretty clever actually" words and then finally the "good idea" words. So Boss was great happiness. Until she realized that it meant no more bacon (or maybe not so muchness of the bacon) and no more yarn. But not forever, no. Boss will be able to buy the yarn things as she misplaces the weight things from around her belly. What? Oh. Boss says it is more proper to say that she is going to lose weight. It is apparently not like setting it down and walking away and then wondering where the heck the car keys have gone. It is more like setting it down and walking away and coming back and wondering where the ham has gone. I do not know where the ham went. It must have disappeared somehow.
But Boss has gotten nostalgic for buying the yarn things (it has been almost 3 weeks of this yarn diet) and has requested a blog post about all the good stuffses that she already has so she can stop doing the "sighing and moping" words and can just focus on putting down the ham so I can disappear it.
|And this is what it looks like when Boss goes yarn thing shopping on the internets. She is in love with Jimmy Beans and wants to marry him, I think. What? Oh. No. Jimmy Beans is actually a store called Jimmy Beans Wool and it is actually named about a woman, not a man. I did not know Boss liked the ladies, actually. What? Oh. Boss says to stay on topic. Okay. Anyway. This is the yarn that Boss got because the work place gave her a gift card. She could have bought bacon, but no. It was good for anything, so Boss bought the Araucania. Again. I think she is in love with the Araucania. What? Oh. Yes, Boss agrees.|
|And this is the project she has started. It is a very very VERY small shawl wrap thing. It will cover her hand. Which will not keep her very warm. At all. AT ALL. What? Oh. This very very VERY small shawl wrap thing is actually only 1 part of 45 that will be turning into a very very VERY warm and cozy large shawl wrap thing. Actually. And Boss calculates that it will take her until June to get it done, so do not be looking for it to be in any pictures any time soon. Actually.|
|This is another yarn project of Boss. It is a bunch of scraps of yarn from projects that Boss has worked on this year and they are all joined together and turned into magic balls. And then Boss took a very old not finished baby blanket that was started for Talker but he is no longer a baby and Boss will not be giving him anything that is white because it will only turn into mess and stains and then she took it apart. The baby blanket thing. Not Talker.|