Saturday, November 16, 2013

I Am Suspicious, or September Teeny Pretty-Paper-Picture-Story Pages

Boss informed me that the teeny pretty-paper-picture-story pages for September are readiness for me.  I am a little surprised because Boss normally is not this fast lately.  Boss used to be fast with pretty-paper-picture-story pages of all kinds but she is become rather streaky on the output with all the other things that Boss does around here.  Like, um.  Well.  Mostly the yarn things.  Boss says to not worry, she still is not a fan of the "cleaning" word so there is no such thing happening around here.  In fact, Talker and Player do a lot of the cleaning things in this place because they are so desperate to play the dreadful scary shooting game on the playstation thing.  They are always asking for "one more hour" and Boss says "after you vacuum all the rooms" or "if you sweep and mop the kitchen" or even "fold whatever is in the dryer" when Boss knows perfectly well it is the most horrifying white load!  All those socks to match!  It is pure torture says the boybarians but they do it anyway.  Boss is quite clever like that.  So, for Boss, it is still all about the crafty handy things for her, but she does not just do only the pretty-paper-picture-story pages.  Which is why I am in great surpriseness about how Boss says the teeny pretty-paper-picture-story pages for September are ready.  Especially since I can look at the silly graph of Boss and see that she has not really been making all that many teeny pretty-paper-picture-story pages. 

Boss says to get on with it already.  Boss says perhaps she has not been taking very many picture things and so the teeny pretty-paper-picture-story pages are not that great in number.  And are complete.  So show them already!

September Teeny Pretty-Paper-Picture-Story Pages

Hey, wait a minute.  There is like a whole week missing right after this teeny pretty-paper-picture-story page and right before the next teeny pretty-paper-picture-story page!  Well, it is more like only five days, but you get the idea.  I call cheater pants on Boss!!!  This is why Boss was all pushy and demandingness to hurry up and get these teeny pretty-paper-picture-story pages in the blog!  And now what does Boss say about this?  What?  Oh.  Boss says she knows.  (I think this is not a surprise to Boss after all.)  Boss says the parts that are missing are the big hiking trip she took with friend-the-elmo.  And that since some of the parts that are missing are regular pretty-paper-picture-story pages and that other parts that are missing are teeny pretty-paper-picture-story pages, Boss decided that they will all be shown together in one cohesive blog post of sensibleness.  And togetherness.  And cohesive sensible togetherness.  Nevermind the fact that they are in fact not even done yet.  What?  Oh.  Boss says this is not fair to be revealing this mess.  But it is because she just now figured out how she was going to make the pretty-paper-picture-story pages for them.  So there, Boss says.  She is very much mature about this whole thing... or not.

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