Boss Gets Deep and Has Some Kind of Revelation

And Boss not the only one who has been learning things about themselves.  I have some big-time revelations myself.  Can you believe that just this week I finally discovered that grasshoppers are absolute yumness?  And that at night they are slow and not so hoppy and much much easier to stalk and jump on chew on in great thoughtfulness?  And that if I eat lots and lots of grasshoppers because there are so many and they are so slow and not so hoppy at night and I stalk them one by one and chew them up very carefully and thoroughness... I will yak them all up.  Yes I will!  And then, the most amazingness thing of all is this:  they are just as tasty if you eat them right away after you yak them up.  Yes!  Can you believe this?  I know!  I have had a wonderful week of discovery and deep thinking and revelations. 

And so has Boss.  But she had to take a class to do this deep thinking and revelation stuffses.  It was a class over at Big Picture Classes and it was taught by Stacy Julian and Boss followed almost all of the instructions.  She really was going to follow all of them and trust Stacy because Stacy said to do that because taking a class is all about learning new things so just go with her on this one already, but the problem is that the happy color of Boss is white.

No, I can not explain this any better.  And I did use the most correctness of words.  This happy color has to be on every pretty-paper-picture-story page on the book that boss made in the class of Stacy, but sometimes the background of the paper also had to be white, so Boss did the "improvisation" word which means adding more patterned paper than necessary and skipping a step.  But she really did follow most of the rules and is a very much happiness Boss:  both with the book thing and in her heart and mind.  (This last part is all the words of Boss.  I can not write such sappy ridiculousness myself.)

And now here is the book of Boss with the deep revelations.  Click each picture to read horribly girly Boss journaling words if you have the time and the tissue things.

So What Exactly is Boss Up To?

Boss is acting strangely.  Yes, strangely even for Boss.  She is gone more often, but talks about having more time.  She makes pretty-paper-picture-story pages a lot but talks about making them for just herself pretty soon.  She says she loves organizing but took her washi tape and ink pad holder down.  She is spending time making a book about being sad.  And the most odd thing of all is that Boss is happy about all of this.  Maybe happier than ever before. 

I know, right?

Oh dear.  Boss caught me looking at her with very sad and worried eyes.  "Goodness," Boss says.  "Whatever is the matter, baby Greybie?"  Oh goodness is right.  Boss just exposed my special name to the world.  The universe, even!  I hope the next door neighbor dogs do not read this blog post.  I hope that the french poodles think it is adorable.  I hope that Boss will be explaining herself to me.  Yes, I do.

Boss is exasperatedness now.  "Greybie baby," she says (in complete and total disregard of the toughness that I am).  And then she does the explaining thing.  Oh!  I am so much happier!  In fact, there is so much good stuffses in the works, I will have many many blog posts to write about very soon.  I will do the foreshadowing and hinting words so you will know what is going on here!  These are the blog post titles I think.  I think you will find them quite excitingness and revealing!

1. Boss Calls A Time Out
2. Boss Spends Ridiculous Amounts of Time Painting Things That Were Perfectly Fine Already
3. Boss Gets Deep and Has Some Kind of Revelation
4. And of course all of the Teeny Pretty-Paper-Picture-Story Page things
5. And also all the regular pretty-paper-picture-story pages and other stuffses... like these!

Fall 2009:  Aw, it is Player sick.  Again, apparently.  And in the hospital place.  Again, apparently.  Boss is not having patience with this sort of behavior.  I am sure Player is going to behave better from here on out.

Thanksgiving 2009:  So Boss says she can not help it but somehow this pretty-paper-picture-story page turned blue and pink and not the proper Thanksgivingness colors.  She said she tried but got irritatedness at the horrid color combinations and just went with this instead.  I agree that pink is not the proper color for this pretty-paper-picture-story page.  In fact, I agree that pink is never the proper color for anything. 

Camping 2009:  This is a camping book that Boss made from BasicGrey papers and lots of delicious Evalicious goodies.  This is the last Evalicious project that Boss made.  She says she adored the team and learned a lot about paint and how Evalicious goodies go with everything.  EVERYTHING.  Boss says six months go very very quickly if you are not paying attention.

Camping 2009:  So I think I see Talker being badness.  And somehow Boss lets this be in her very pretty and girly book.  I do not understand her sometimes.

Camping 2009:  Oh!  I see now!  Big One, Boss, Player, and Talker are all being silly and foolish.  I can tell you because I know this because I have seen it myself:  sometimes my people get silly when they are camping.  Just saying.

Spring 2013:  These are the peoples of Mr. Larry.  They are seriously unhappiness about the pink.  Uncle Martin said so himself.  He says that the pink is not matching his hat.  I totally agree.  See my earlier comments about pink and how it is never appropriate on a pretty-paper-picture-story page no matter what Boss thinks.

Summer 2013:  Seriously?  More pink?  I think maybe I should have named this blog post "Boss Uses Too Much Inappropriate Pink" except in this one example Boss is probably somewhat justifiedness to use the pink color.  But I still do not like it.

Boss Rocks the Mini

Um, what?

Seriously people.  Try living here.  I think Boss speaks English words.  I am pretty sure of it.  But I am very much not so sure sometimes.

Boss rocking the mini makes no sense.  She cannot play the guitar and dirt and stuff is not allowed anywhere near the good stuff of Boss.  So it must be some kind of the words young people use nowadays and Boss is not aware of how old she really is.  Perhaps it is the "mid-life crisis" words I have been hearing about.  Excuse me while I quick check the Rolling Stone magazine in the bathroom.

Ah yes.  Boss is trying to be hip.  (She also is hogging the magazine.  And saying that Billie Joe is hotness.  I am not so sure about that.  He looks to be an average temperature.)

Anyway.

If you have been able to find Boss at Evalicous, then you will have seen a few of these pages in this mini.  That is what I will be calling "a sneak peek" because I have the "full exclusive content" words for you today!  (See, I have learned something from reading Rolling Stone and other magazines around here.)  Enjoy this in depth look at the mini of Boss and then you can like us on Facebook!  Actually, no, you cannot.  I got carried away.  Facebook is a topic for another day.  (After I figure it out.)

This is a "Love You To Pieces" Evalicous mini that Boss added My Mind's Eye The Sweetest Thing paper to.  And some other cardstock and alpha stickers and twine and ribbons and things.  Which are completely boring to me unless I get to eat them.  And Boss said the "no" word, very emphatically, even though this mini is on a plate.  I so do not get this woman.  And I am not going to say stuff for every picture because there are a lot of them.  A LOT.  I do not type very fast, so this would be the "hardship" words.

I do not have anything to say about this picture except that it is redundant.

Boss is not adorable.  But I am.

Boss is very much excitedness about doing the reverse diecut thingy with the Silhouette monster.  I am not a fan.

Boss did this page over many times.  There was a hate thing happening.  I left the room.  I was going to check for intruders, I think.  Because that would be more friendly than Boss at the time.

Boss loves messes and recipe cards.  And me.  But I am not in these pictures for some reason.

I have nothing to say about this page.  Remember, I am not going to comment on all the pictures.  There are too many.

Boss made Talker write on this page.  She was nervous.  I am not sure why.  I think Talker said only nice things.

Yes, I was right!  Talker is such a good story teller!

So I am not happy.  This is puppy chow but they did not let me have any.  NONE.  I will be calling my congressman.  Once I figure out how to use the phone.  Hm.  Perhaps a simple e-mail will suffice.

Oh.  Boss got some pink in here.  Not a fan.  Moving on.

Talker is a little tall in this picture.  He says it is because his clothes are too small.  I do not understand this.

Um, yes.  The gluten free rolls were not good.  I smelled them when they got dumped in the trash.  Even I have standards.

I am not commenting on this love note.  It is mushy.  I am not a fan of mushy.  Unless the mush is directed my way, but it is NOT.  Moving along!

This is how Boss cheats AND is mean.  She made a menu for Big One for Christmas and then took it back from him and put it in this book as a page.  So Big One did not even get to keep his Christmas present.

I have nothing to say about this page.

Bacon.  Enough said.  HAHAHA!  It is exactly what Boss said!  I am a genius.

Boss wrote the word "butt" and has a picture of meat.  This is my most favorite page of this mini!  That is an exclusive comment from me.  I will be tweeting about that later.  Oh.  Wait.  No.  I will not.  I do not know how to tweet.  I got a little carried away again with my social media references.

The meat is here again but is not quite as delicious.  I am a fan of meat with blood.  But in a pinch, I will eat meat that is cooked.  Or stolen.

This page is also one that I will not be making a comment about.  It is hard to be clever all the time.

Big One enjoys the milk glass, I think.  Apparently the collection in the cabinet is belonging to Big One and not Boss like I thought.  Oh, what?  Oh.  Boss put the arrow in the wrong place.  Big One likes moose.  Meese.  Mouses.  Whatever.

So Boss loves me.  She wrote it for all the world to see.  I *am* pretty much marvelousness.

Boss is using the "sense of humor" words here.  That explains why Boss has a blue thumb also.