If you want to read the words of Boss herself, you can go here for the post about making these cards. But it is not that good. Just saying. You know that dogs can not lie. Not ever.
Boss Makes Cards That Are Not Good Blankets
You know Boss... always looking for some excuse to sit in our hang-out room and not do any of the "cooking" or "cleaning" or "parenting" words. So Boss made these cards out of scraps that she did not feed to me. I find this sadness and disappointment, but sometimes Boss is not the best Boss she can be. But she is trying to be better, I am sure.
So Boss made these cards out of scraps and tried to pass them off as fine art or some such nonsense. This might have worked, but Boss explained how it was really easy and even if you do a terrible sloppy job all you have to do is put some tasty stuff on top. And then she summed it all up by saying the "easy peasy" words which really makes me question Boss because really nothing is easy peasy around here. I know for a fact there was swearing involved.
And then Boss cuts right to the really long involved directions to make the cards that she claims are the "easy peasy" words. Either they are the "easy peasy" words or they are not. They can not be both. And I know they were not. Because of the swearing words.
|Boss says these are flying geese and that you can make a blanket out of flying geese. I say nonsense to both of those ideas. I know geese when I taste them, and this is not them.|
|Boss makes envelopes for these cards. See the theories above about either being cheap or throwing the "good money after bad" words.|
|A closer look. Enough already.|