Boss is not very good at the "willpower" word when it comes to the "exercise" words. So she devised a purely genius plan. I personally think the "genius" word is a little on the exaggeratedness and overly narcissistic side, but that is the word Boss used. But the whole point of this blog post is yarn things, so do not try to distract me from the story that I am trying to tell! Boss decided to set goals. Not field goals. Stop being distracting! Boss decided to set goals and give herself a prize if she did the goal. Or got the goal. Or - whatever. Boss decided to buy a yarn bowl for doing the "exercise" word for the whole month of January.
And she did it. And then the yarn things got ridiculousness around here.
|This is the yarn bowl thing that become the "epic" word around here. Boss goes on and on and on and ON about how much of a joy it is to work on yarn things when the yarn sits in a bowl first. I know, right? This is so much nonsense, but Boss believes it so she thinks it is true. I guess the yarn fits in the swirly slot thing and then the ball of yarn can not roll across the floor and then I can not take the ball of yarn and spread it from here to there looking for sheep. I have looked for sheep many times. I have not found one yet. Oh, and the yarn thing in the picture is a washcloth. All that time and work to make a washcloth (actually, three). Ridiculousness.|
|But the brain of Boss is a marvelous thing. The brain of Boss came up with a similar but different idea. And this time Boss got a crochet hook keeper thing that did not suck. Boss has a most excellent brain.|
|Boss. And her adorbs purple scarfy thing. This is the same yarn that was used for the crochet hook keeper thing. But all fluffled up somehow.|
|See? A credit card, money, and lip gloss is cleverly packaged together so I can taste it all at one time! Now this is genius. And that is not an exaggeration. Or ridiculousness.|
|Boss shows that the credit card can not fall out because the strap is really quite clever. Now, before you believe that Boss is really quite clever, you might want to go here and see the pattern that Boss found. Boss is only clever at finding patterns and copying them.|
|The little pursie thing is perfect for shopping. Now go buy me some bacon, woman! Please?|