Sunday, August 12, 2012

Boss Believes in Evolution

And something called Chaos Theory.  Also, the Second Law of Thermodynamics.  These are things you can look up on Wikipedia.  I did, but I was not able to understand how these words mean anything when describing the room that Boss does her pretty-paper-picture-story pages in.  Because Boss said these words about our hang-out room.  And so I am confused.  But I am a very simple dog so let me tell you how this all happened.

Boss was making a pretty-paper-picture-story page for a challenge going on at The ScrapRoom, in the message board where Boss talks to a lot of people without actually having to stop singing Dinah Washington songs at me.  I like Dinah Washington.  I like it when Boss asks me "is you is or is you ain't my baby?" and then makes a big smile at me and then ruffles my fur and then tells me "you is my baby, baby!" and then I ask for caramel corn.  The message board has lots of good ideas and funny things going on because Boss laughs a lot and giggles and types more when this happens.  One of the ideas was to lift two people and make a pretty-paper-picture-story page about it.  I know this seems like the kind of bat crazy talk you would expect from the bat crazy cat, but really, this is what Boss said.  And I know that Boss is pretty amazing but I would not be thinking she can lift one person, much less two.  And I am not making the words "fat joke" here.  I am just being honest.  Because dogs do not lie.  No they do not.  So Boss lifted two people and made a pretty-paper-picture-story page about it that has nothing to do with lifting people.  But it does have something to do with the "evolution" word.

There are no people being lifted here.  Even I can see that.
Boss says this picture was taken before she redid our hang-out room.  This would be before I was around and therefore boring and uninteresting.  It is not really worth talking about, but I will just so I can maybe get some help understanding how all those long science words mean "hang-out room."  I am worried about this because this is my favorite room in the whole house.  There is only one room in the house with caramel corn in it, and it is this room.  This is a very important room. 

So Boss painted and put in cupboards and Big One made very nice countertops.  This is what it looked like when it was all brand new.

I am smiling my big happy dog smile and wagging my tail very fast because this room has NEVER looked like this.  I am laughing and if you think this room looks like this, then I think this is what Boss calls the word "baloney."  Which I adore because who does not like baloney?  It is related to other lovely meats called "hot dog" and "lunch meat" which are also quite excellent.  Oh!  Boss is now explaining that my laughing at these pictures is exactly illustrating her point about Chaos Theory and the Second Law of Thermodynamics.  Um.  I am not sure about this.  But I will say that I think our hang-out room is a little different now.  It has about twice as much stuff in it as before and then Boss had to go shopping and make a huge mess and then put it all back in different places that are close to the old place but not quite the same.  And now Boss is happy, even though there is some stuff that is not completely put away yet and it is stuff I am not allowed to lay on.  I do not want to lay on it anyway, as it is lumpy, but Boss gives me the closely-watching eye when I go anywhere near it. 

Boss says it is now a better room than before.  I must agree.  There are now Cool Ranch Doritos next to the caramel corn.

Boss is excited about the cards on the fun spinnie thing and the thread on the wall.  The thread thing made me need to hide because it made Boss swear.  A lot.  A LOT.
All the stuff was taken out, mixed together, and put back in.  I do not understand.
Boss likes all the pink stuff together.  I do not like pink.  I am a boy dog.

1 comment:

  1. What does Bat Carazy Cat have to say about the redo? Looks pretty cozy in front of the cupboard :)