Boss was making a pretty-paper-picture-story page for a challenge going on at The ScrapRoom, in the message board where Boss talks to a lot of people without actually having to stop singing Dinah Washington songs at me. I like Dinah Washington. I like it when Boss asks me "is you is or is you ain't my baby?" and then makes a big smile at me and then ruffles my fur and then tells me "you is my baby, baby!" and then I ask for caramel corn. The message board has lots of good ideas and funny things going on because Boss laughs a lot and giggles and types more when this happens. One of the ideas was to lift two people and make a pretty-paper-picture-story page about it. I know this seems like the kind of bat crazy talk you would expect from the bat crazy cat, but really, this is what Boss said. And I know that Boss is pretty amazing but I would not be thinking she can lift one person, much less two. And I am not making the words "fat joke" here. I am just being honest. Because dogs do not lie. No they do not. So Boss lifted two people and made a pretty-paper-picture-story page about it that has nothing to do with lifting people. But it does have something to do with the "evolution" word.
|There are no people being lifted here. Even I can see that.|
So Boss painted and put in cupboards and Big One made very nice countertops. This is what it looked like when it was all brand new.
Boss says it is now a better room than before. I must agree. There are now Cool Ranch Doritos next to the caramel corn.
|Boss is excited about the cards on the fun spinnie thing and the thread on the wall. The thread thing made me need to hide because it made Boss swear. A lot. A LOT.|
|All the stuff was taken out, mixed together, and put back in. I do not understand.|
|Boss likes all the pink stuff together. I do not like pink. I am a boy dog.|