Epic Paper Bits Flying Everywhere, or May 2013 Teeny-Pretty-Paper-Picture-Story Pages

So we will doing some math stuffses now.

Boss got the April teeny-pretty-paper-picture-story pages done on the lastest day of June.  And now today Boss has finished the May teeny-pretty-paper-picture-story pages.  That is seven days.  Which is amazingness as that turns out to be 3.14 teeny-pretty-paper-picture-story pages per day which makes me curiously hungry for pie.  (This is a math joke.  Do not be sad if you do not get it.  Math is actually quite hard.)

So now I will be doing more math because I am more than just a simple dog.  I am a simple dog who knows how to count.  And I will claim that counting is math and I will be right because it is and I am.  Plus I am allowed the "benefit of doubt" words because I am just a dog and any attempt at the math stuffses should be met with admiration and love and cupcakes.

I have been counting the number of things that Boss puts in the teeny-pretty-paper-picture-story pages, which makes me think that Boss thinks some things are more important than others (there is a point to be made here... wait for it).

1. Boss:  14 times (I suppose this is acceptable, as Boss is making the teeny-pretty-paper-picture-story pages from the pictures that she took)
2. Food:  7 times (again, acceptable... and in fact, the more times Boss takes pictures of the food, the more times the food is left unwatched for just the right opportunity for me to eat it)
3. Big One:  6 times (at first thought I know you would think Boss would like me better than Big One, but I am marginally less smelly than Big One and as we all know, smelly wins points with Boss!)
4. Talker and flowers:  tied at 5 times each (okay, now I am seriously sadness at the fact that flowers are more better than me, except that now this explains all the yelling and frowny forehead faces when I wander into the flower garden of Boss)
5. Grey and friends-of-Boss:  tied at 4 times each (finally I am on the list and I actually feel pretty good about this because Boss absolutely adores the friends-of-Boss and will not shut up about them which leads me to believe that friends-of-Boss probably are tired of hearing how wonderful I am too)
6. Player:  3 times (oh, do not be sad, Player, because I love you possibly more than Boss does and I would be ashamed if I was her for not featuring you more often in her pages)
7. Mr. Larry:  2 times (I think if he fed me more cookies, he would have been featured more often... just saying)
8. Yarn things:  1 time (thank goodness)
9. The bat crazy cat and this new cat:  no times.  Yes, that is right.  No times.  I am doing the "fist pump" words here now.  HAHAHA!  I am featured a hundred million gabillion zillion infinity more times than the bat crazy cat and this new cat because you can not divide by zero and get a reasonable answer.  No, you can not.

May 2013 Teeny-Pretty-Paper-Picture-Story Pages

What Took So Long, or April 2013 Teeny-Pretty-Paper-Picture-Story Pages

I actually know the answer to this question.  What took so long is life.  Boss says it is the root cause of all her problems.  But then she gets distracted by this thought and then goes off on this long rambling discourse on how life is actually filled with wonderful stuffses and when there is no time to get the pretty-paper-picture-story pages done, that means there is pictures and memory things happening RIGHT NOW so there will always be pretty-paper-picture-story pages to work on later.  Then Boss started talking about how memories are really like acorns and walnuts and other things that squirrels put away for winter... and then I stopped listening because I got distracted by the "squirrel" word and started wondering how one would actually taste if they would just come a little bit closer.  I mean, really?  Can they not just come within the area that I am allowed to go?  Make it at least fair, squirrels.  Taunting me from places I can not reach is just really not niceness.

Oh.  Sorry.  Boss has already talked to me once about letting these posts degenerate into discussions on squirrels.  So I will show you the teeny pretty-paper-picture-story pages from April.  There are actually a lot of them because my peoples went on a very nice vacation thing.  Without me.

SQUIRREL!

 

Happy July at The ScrapRoom!

Yes, it is July at The ScrapRoom.  And actually here too.  Funny how the calendar is a universal thing, yes?  (That was sarcasticness from me.  I am full of piss and vinegar says Boss.  But I think I am only full of one of those things actually.)

As usual, there is much goodness to show you when new stuffses come to The ScrapRoom.  You can go to the gallery and see it all, but I will show you my favorite pretty-paper-picture-story pages and cards.  Funny how my favorite ones are all the ones made by Boss, yes?  (That was cuteness from me.  Boss says I am adorbs and she would like to give me some pepperoni now!  Oh, yeah, I am amazingness!)

Remember, you can click the picture things to make them bigger.  It is very much easierness to read that way.

Bella Blvd All American:  So Boss has two problems.  One problem is that she does not have any pictures that match this paper.  I know, right?  But if you lived here, you would know that all of the peoples in the house wear orange, safety green, pink, and brown.  Not very attractiveness with this paper.  The other problem is that Boss saves the oddest stuffses for her pretty-paper-picture-story pages.  Boss once wrote down 10 things that defined her life.  On 10/10/10, actually.  Which is kind of neat in a nerdy sort of way.  And then saved it.  And when you add the two problems together, you get this pretty-paper-picture-story page! 

Bella Blvd All American:  So you can see that Boss is really sneaky lazy, right?  She says thrifty creative, but I am onto her.  This is a card for our awesome God-kid Alex.  Happy Birthday, awesome God-kid Alex!

Teresa Collins Summer Stories + The ScrapRoom Sketch:  Boss loved this kit a lot.  A LOT.  She says you need to buy it.  Right now.  RIGHT NOW.  She especially loved the colors, patterns, die cuts, and... okay, all of it.  But especially the die cuts because the same stuffses was printed on the back side of everything except the word parts.  So Boss could use one side or the other side and she squealed the very girly girl that she is when she saw that!

Teresa Collins Summer Stories:  Oh, yes.  This one.  Big One is not happy about this pretty-paper-picture-story page at all.  AT ALL.  He was unhappy when it happened and I think he is still somewhat tender and emotional about it.

Teresa Collins Summer Stories:  A beautiful card by Boss for a beautiful friend-of-Boss.  It had to have pinkness on it for it to be good, and it does so it is.

July ScrapRoom Project Life Kit:  In case you did not know that Boss is a very nerdy girly girl, this teeny pretty-paper-picture-story page will prove it two times.  One proof is that Boss took a picture of a chemical refinery and said the "cool" word.  I was in the van when we drove by.  It was seriously not that cool.  The other proof is that Boss made this pocket page thing herself with a regular page protector thing and a soldering iron.  I know, right????  Boss is amazingness.  Nerdy, but amazingness.