Boss has been making pretty-paper-picture-story pages for The ScrapRoom for over a year now. This is like... a little over a year in dog years. Do not get me started on this topic again. I will not go there with you. Seriously, people, dogs are living on the same timeline as peoples. I promise. Soon after Boss started this designing pretty-paper-picture-story pages for The ScrapRoom, Boss was asked to make some of them 12x12 size. This is ginormous huge when you are used to 8.5x11 size pages. I guess. I would actually have no idea as I would not make a pretty-paper-picture-story page if I could help it. No, I would not. "Look," I would say, "I do not have opposable thumbs, I can not make pretty-paper-picture-story pages for The ScrapRoom or anyone else." And then I would be safe from that nonsense. But Boss fell for this line. She is gullibleness sometimes. Or maybe just nice. But I do not know for sure, as this is the woman that made Player and Talker eat beets.
So Boss made 12x12 pretty-paper-picture-story pages for The ScrapRoom and then had to make them small to fit in her books. Boss is not going 12x12, no, she is not. Do not even suggest it. If you do this, even though I warn you to not do this, she goes a little crazy with the emphatic arm gestures and words and frowny forehead. But she does admit that if she starts with 12x12 pretty-paper-picture-story pages for The ScrapRoom and makes it smaller, then every time she really likes the 12x12 pretty-paper-picture-story pages for The ScrapRoom better. But that is too bad, they get small anyway. And I will share them with you now, along with some really entertaining commentary that Boss probably will not approve of.
|Boss did the cutting thing again here, but there a few thingies that had to move. "Thingies" are what Boss calls the "elements" words, but I am not a pretentious dog and will not use words of fanciness when simple words will do just fine.|
|Boss is not particularly proud of this one, but she says the "it is done" words and shrugs and changes the subject. I think Boss feels a little embarrassed at the big pretty-paper-picture-story pages because they are actually quite small but made to just look big. And then Boss put them on bigger paper to make small pretty-paper-picture-story pages.|
|Boss did the same 15 second cutting thing here but really regrets the loss of white space. Again. Even though it is yellow.|