Because the end of the world is coming. I know this. I can read. And even though there was that article in the National Geographic about another Mayan calendar being found that goes for five thousand more years I am not going to be bamboozled by that article, no, I am not. And here is why I am convinced that this whole thing is real even though Boss has become very very VERY annoyed with me whenever I try to discuss this: this bat crazy cat does not have any comment about the end of the world and dismisses it as ridiculous and the "yammerings of half-breed hyenas." (I am well aware that this is a reference to me. Which is ridiculous as I am not half hyena. I am much better bred than that I am sure. I believe I am part awesomeness and part adorable and part "shelter special" as Boss says. I am special. Not a hyena. Or even part of a hyena.)
And that is my point. If the bat crazy cat agrees with me, I know that I am not very smart and probably slightly insane. If the bat crazy cat does not agree with me, I know that I must be onto something. Therefore, since the bat crazy cat does not agree that the end of the world is coming, it *must* be coming. And there will be no more pretty-paper-picture-story pages ever again.
I mean, no more pretty-paper-picture-story pages after these.
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| Boss is only letting me share these pretty-paper-picture-story pages because she thinks the paper strips are somewhat clever. Otherwise, Boss was just happy to be done with these pictures. I am not a fan either, but it is because there is a picture of a hyena and none of me. And I am not a hyena, or even part of a hyena. I have stripes. I do not have spots. Plus, I do not smell very horrible. Well. Maybe that is not a good differentiator. |
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| Boss loved this page until it was done. It was for a BasicGrey sketch challenge and Boss always loves the BasicGrey (again, BasicGrey is paper and is not Grey the dog, which is me, so I am not a fan of BasicGrey either). After saying "meh" at the page, Boss thinks the problem is the picture. Boss needs to take more responsibility, I think. But that is only my opinion. |
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| Boss decided to mess up the picture and reorder it and replace it in the layout. Boss is already much happier and I have already told you what I think about the pixlr-o-matic mess that Boss likes and I do not. I am not a fan again. (Boss did not have time to swap the photos before the end of the world. I am secretly glad about that.) |
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| Boss made this page "outside her comfort zone" which is somewhere not in her cozy chair sitting on her butt, I think. Oh. Well, Boss gave me the frowny forehead face and says it means "being challenged to use mist and hyperventilating and wanting to throw up." I do not know why she just did not say that in the first place. Also, Boss says that this challenge was a personal one from friend-the-Gazelle and made her question the friendship. Whatever that means. |
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| Hobby Series #1: (Boss said to type that first part.) This pretty-paper-picture-story page shows that Boss is using the "double standard" words. Apparently when Boss wants to make messes on paper it is okay. When friend-the-Gazelle wants to make messes on paper, Boss gets the "cranky pants" words. But that is how Boss is. It is hard living here sometimes. |
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| Hobby Series #2: Yarn things. Made before the other yarn things. I grow weary of the yarn things already. |
And I never did get a cupcake...
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