Boss Got A Little Overwhelmed, or August Teeny Pretty-Paper-Picture-Story Pages

So Boss was zipping right along on the teeny pretty-paper-picture-story pages and then Player and Talker went to Florida.  And of course Mr. Larry and mom-of-Boss took lots of amazingness photos and had lots and lots of fun times with Player and Talker (and not us).  And Boss is always happiness when pictures and things-not-pictures-but-that-tell-the-story-anyway come back with the boys from the Florida place because then it is like they were there but do not have to actually stop going to the work place and not have to do all the relaxing things and also especially not be forced to do the hanging out with fun people stuffses.  Because that would be a thing of sadness.

You are not buying any of that nonsense, are you?  No, I am not either.  But that is the sort of thing that Boss says to make it not so sad that the boys went on vacation and we did not.  And it is the sort of thing that Boss says when all those pictures and things-not-pictures-but-that-tell-the-story-anyway come back with the boys from the Florida place and Boss has not stopped taking the pictures of the work place and the foods that we were eating (well, not me most of the time) or the places we were going (again, not me as I seem to get left home quite often).  And then Boss realizes that there are a lot of pictures to turn into teeny pretty-paper-picture-story pages and that the stupid graph she made to track her progress is actually mean and hurtful when the green line does not go down very fast.

But Boss figured out how to make the graph look nice.  Boss just gets so busy making teeny pretty-paper-picture-story pages that she does not have time to order more pictures.  And then the graph looks nice.  Which means that Boss wants to share it RIGHT NOW, because she has just ordered 75 photos and will have to add them to the graph when they arrive.  But right now Boss has the nerdly numbers that show she is awesomeness.  And not overwhelmed at all.

Since the green line was not moving very much, Boss added average lines of average value, in my opinion.  Boss is happy if the orange line is above the yellow line, but I think that Boss should stop playing with the graph things and just work on the teeny pretty-paper-picture-story pages.  Oh, and get me a pepperoni now and then.  I like pepperoni.