Friday, February 1, 2013

Boss Wants to Marry Reveal Day

Because she says she is in love with it.  A lot.  A LOT!  So then Big One tells her to marry it, and then Boss says rude things, and then they both laugh.  My people are cute when they are like that.  Cute, but confusing.

So you know how reveal day works, right?  Boss works on pretty-paper-picture-story pages and cards for The ScrapRoom and pretends they are a big secret.  Then she not-very-secretly shows everyone the pretty-paper-picture-story pages that she made and calls them a "sneak".  She is not being sneaky.  She is showing the pretty-paper-picture-story pages on the internets.  The internets are huge.  HUGE!  And then finally all the pretty-paper-picture-story pages and cards she made are in the Gallery at The ScrapRoom. 

And then I show them to you here, so you can look at them very close and see the details of the pretty-paper-picture-story pages as much as you want.  Plus, you get to read my very intelligent analysis of the pretty-paper-picture-story pages and cards too.  I am adding quite a bit of good information, actually.  I am helpfulness like that.
Bella Blvd Kiss Me:  Boss is secretly not a fan of Bella Blvd paper and does not want anyone to know how much time this layout took to make.  She may have struggled a little because Bella Blvd paper is clean and has nice colors.  I know, right?  This is Boss and her confusingness.  She apparently does not like clean and nice things.  Which maybe explains why she loves Talker and Player.
Boss does love the layers, sewing, and bling.  I think bling is like white chocolate.  Or beer.  Or maybe even ham.  They are all delicious things I am not allowed to have.  Ever.
More layers, sewing, and bling.  Boss is being repetitive with her redundant and duplicate pictures.
Bella Blvd Kiss Me:  Boss says that when you have paper that is not being the "cooperating" word, sometimes it is helpful to cut it into smaller pieces and use just your favorite bits.  And she says something about mixing it with beer?  That makes no sense.  Do the best you can with this advice. 
Boss likes to fuss and cut.  And she did like the little pink heart.  A lot.  A LOT.
For this pretty-paper-picture-story page, Boss used the very loud scary cutter thing that hooks up to her computer and makes very loud scary cutting noises when I am trying to taste paper bits on the floor.  I may have jumped and ran a little when this white paper was being cut.  But I will not say for sure.
This card will be given to Player.  It is a secret.  Do not tell him.
Echo Park Paper Love Story & the February ScrapRoom Sketch:  Boss said the "awwwww" word a lot when she was making this pretty-paper-picture-story page.  I got irritatedness with her because she was not talking to me.  It is unfair.  Even if this pretty-paper-picture-story page is pretty.  Well.  Pretty if you are a girl who likes pink and love and stuff.  That is not me.  I am not a fan.
Another picture of the nauseating cuteness of this pretty-paper-picture-story page.
Echo Park Paper Love Story:  So Boss is totally loving this pretty-paper-picture-story page.  I think she was very much surprised about how good the grey cardstock looks as a background but I am not surprised so much.  I mean, really?  How can anything that is the name "grey" be not the most awesomenest thing on the planet?  Or maybe even in the whole galaxy!
Boss makes paper look like washi tape.  It is not enough that Boss has a terrible amount of washi tape.  No, she must make fake washi tape.
More paper that looks like washi tape.  Boss is being repetitive with her redundant and duplicate pictures.
This card will be given to Talker.  It is a secret.  Do not tell him.

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